POLITICS IN NIGERIA From Comr. Abdul-kareem Yusuf Opeyemi Irreducible Eminent Gmail- irreducibleeminent@gmail.com Tell: +2349033726329 A young boy who is inquisitive about politics asked his father: “Dad, what is politics”? “Well, let me put it this way. I have to provide for you; so, I am the capitalist; you are the people. Your mother who keeps the money is the government. The babysitter is the working class; and your baby brother is the future. You understand?” The boy could not put the crossword-puzzles together. “I think so, dad”. He said and went to bed. While he was trying to sleep, he heard his little brother crying in the room; and he went in and saw his diaper mess fulled. Boy now went to report to mother who was snoring (asleep). He decided not to disturb her. He went to the father; and saw him having an affair with the babysitter. He decided not to disturb either. Quietly,diligently the boy went to bed. In the morning at the breakfast table, he said...